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Once Bipasha was pregnant. She was so happy cuz she was going to be a mother.
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..
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Finally she became a mother.

But John was so shocked seeing his baby and asked.

Why is my baby so black???
huhu??

Bipasha replied “You are also hot and i am also hot… so the baby was burnt and became black”

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

so jaao..
so jaao!
mujhe good night kahe bina so jaao!
raat ki rani aayegi,
dhakka de kar jayegi,
bed se tumhe girayegi,
phir sari ninni udd jayegi…….
good night

Kyon hame kisi ki talash hoti hai,kyon dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,jabki chandni se uski roj mulakat hoti hai.. gud..NI

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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.
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful. If not, it can’t be helped.

Maths Magic:
Ur cell number’s
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 numbrr is
ur age &
1st numbrr is
ur cell’s last no.
TRY

An interseting fct abt AUGUST2009:
this august has
5 saturdays,
5 sundays and
5 mondays..
Al in one month.
It happens once in 823 years.

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that’s how dogs spend their lives.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…