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Hot Bipasha and Hot John

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Once Bipasha was pregnant. She was so happy cuz she was going to be a mother.

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Finally she became a mother.

But John was so shocked seeing his baby and asked.

Why is my baby so black???
huhu??

Bipasha replied “You are also hot and i am also hot… so the baby was burnt and became black”

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Kyon

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Kyon hame kisi ki talash hoti hai,kyon dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,jabki chandni se uski roj mulakat hoti hai.. gud..NI

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Kitne

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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

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Jis waqt

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

 

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Starz

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Starz light stars bright,
U r the only star I c tonite,

I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams

 

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In this lovely night

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In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,

Sweet dreams GoodNight

 

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As the day

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As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

 

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Night

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Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,

It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

 

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Sending

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Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.

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