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Hot Bipasha and Hot John

Guest — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Once Bipasha was pregnant. She was so happy cuz she was going to be a mother.
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Finally she became a mother.

But John was so shocked seeing his baby and asked.

Why is my baby so black???
huhu??

Bipasha replied “You are also hot and i am also hot… so the baby was burnt and became black”

…..

Kyon

suman — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:03:49 +0000

Kyon hame kisi ki talash hoti hai,kyon dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai,chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai,jabki chandni se uski roj mulakat hoti hai.. gud..NI

Kitne

suman — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:34:16 +0000

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Jis waqt

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:18:50 +0000

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:14:33 +0000

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Starz

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:12:32 +0000

Starz light stars bright,
U r the only star I c tonite,

I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams

In this lovely night

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:11:22 +0000

In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,

Sweet dreams GoodNight

As the day

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:10:03 +0000

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Night

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:05:22 +0000

Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,

It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

Sending

suman — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:04:53 +0000

Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.